so this morning my dad said
“hey we got some tomatos”
and i walk into the kITCHEN AND THE ENTIRE TABLE WAS COMPLETELY COVERED IN TOMATOS LIKE DAD THAT IS NOT SOME TOMATOS THAT IS A FUCKLOAD OF TOMATOS
WHRE DID YOU EVEN GET ALL OF THESE TOMATOS
JUST IN CASE YOU FUCKERS THOUGH TI WAS JOKING
the-worlds-consulting-detective:
Sherlock humour.
One of THE FUCKING BEST scenes ever.
HOW DID LESTRADE EVEN BECOME A DETECTIVE OHMYGOD!!
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the nominees are
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
and the winner is *opens envelope*
- adele
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do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be completely alone and entirely dedicated to your thoughts
yes but the problem is i dont want to get murdered u feel me
i feel you
we all feel you
why are so many people touching me
This is why you don’t walk around in the middle of the night
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my thighs don’t touch because i’m fat they touch because they’re in love
(Source: cheerupsmelly, via skankinpanduh)
Presented without comment.
this is a perfect example of how he gets dreamy eyed whenever billie comes up in conversation his face LIGHTS UP although in this instance it’s probably magnified by the fact that she’s complimenting his penis (via thebadddestwolf)
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
nowhere in the bible does it say god is not a burrito
excuse you, god’s status as mexican food was discussed in the winchester gospel 5:2
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